segwaygarden:

if you could have sex without the other person seeing how shitty your body is id be so down

(via urbancatfitters)

My mom downloaded a buncha shit on my laptop and got viruses so now it’s slow as fuck

When I’m in a cleaning mood I have to do every little detail like dusting and shit and it’s bugging the hell out of me that we don’t have a working vaccum

starksexual:

i was at the bus stop with my sister the other day and for no apparent reason, she says: ‘dude, there are more dead people in the world than living people’ and the woman standing beside me whispered ‘holy shit’ and i fucking lost it

(via thisboythatgirl)

acherise:

Dying. I need cuddles. Pronto.

(via ennuiandacedia)